Eagle Creek Fire
What is there to say? Some asshole set off a smoke bomb and burned the hell out of the Oregon side Columbia River Gorge National Scenic Area. The Forest Service PR people are pushing the bullshit line that it’s still mostly green, and we’ll still have the beautiful hiking trails, but the truth is, most of it is gone. Gone for 100 years. If I could, I’d feed the little bastard that did this into a wood chipper feet first, along with the other assholes with him.

Eagle Creek Fire, September 3, 2017.